Honestly, the management style is… demanding. And the dress code is whatever she decides.
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Years of snacks, stress, and selective cardio… it’s basically a masterpiece.
I hate the 3am search for the stupid smoke detector.
We pay for five streaming services just to watch the same show on all of them.
Three memes. Zero lies. If you've said all three of these this week, you're dadding at full power.
Don't Panic. You're just Dadding.
Good time to practice taking turns nicely.
Three animal dad jokes, one very serious decision. 1: the reindeer who made seven figures and got fired from the toy factory. 2: beef as a password — it's not stroganoff. 3: the horse's Halloween costume... a nightmare.
Which one are you picking — 1, 2, or 3?
Don't Panic. You're just Dadding.
No matter how old you get, he’s still the one you measure yourself against.
How do we own ten of them… and still have zero when we actually need one.
Sweet moments, sharp edges — that’s pretty much the deal.
My dark side is so convincing.
I do love this classic board game.
They copy everything — the good, the bad, and the stuff you didn’t even realize you were doing.
