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«Я клянусь, что стану чище и добрее»
- пусть это будет моим социальным контрактом и обязательством здесь и вообще. Получается все еще так себе, заранее прошу прощения, но я изо всех сил стараюсь следовать этому, не судите слишком строго.
- Don't be evil
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- Bweehhh! Nobody laughs at my jokes anymore! I juggled, do tricks, I humiliated myself, but why won't anybody laugh!
- Maybe you're trying too hard? Jokes kind of fall flat if you're too serious
- Too hard?! Can one try too hard to bring joy into this miserable world?! No! There is a reason! I'm not seeing it but there are laws and rules to comedy! The fundamental truths to humor!
- O' Patience grant me endurance...

- Hey hey... why does a fool falling down the stairs is funny while a hero falling in the battle is a tragedy?
- Because one actually died?
- Irrelevant! The distinction lies not in the fall, but in the expectation of the fall! Tragedy is when the world betrays our hopes! Comedy is when the world betrays our assumptions
- That sort of makes sense
- But then! Why do we laugh at absurdity?! A crab wielding a knife? A horse attending mass! House lokust displaying compassion!
- That last one's impossible

- Exactly! Humor flourishes where possibility and impossibility engage in forbidden tomfoolery! Laughter is the sound of reason briefly surrendering to madness! A tiny death of reason!
- You might be reading too deep into this...
- Tragedy reveals the cruelty of existence! Comedy reveals its stupidity! I am a philosopher! A prophet! A living testament to authority's imperfections!

- Comedy gives meaning to meaninglessness! It makes tragedy bearable! It is the art of finding joy in a world that promises none! But there is a paradox! To explain a joke is to kill it! Therefore to master comedy one must understand nothing
- I think you already mastered that part
- I HATE YOU! Wait... that was kind of funny

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- Bweehhh! Nobody laughs at my jokes anymore! I juggled, do tricks, I humiliated myself, but why won't anybody laugh!
- Maybe you're trying too hard? Jokes kind of fall flat if you're too serious
- Too hard?! Can one try too hard to bring joy into this miserable world?! No! There is a reason! I'm not seeing it but there are laws and rules to comedy! The fundamental truths to humor!
- O' Patience grant me endurance...- Hey hey... why does a fool falling down the stairs is funny while a hero falling in the battle is a tragedy?
- Because one actually died?
- Irrelevant! The distinction lies not in the fall, but in the expectation of the fall! Tragedy is when the world betrays our hopes! Comedy is when the world betrays our assumptions
- That sort of makes sense
- But then! Why do we laugh at absurdity?! A crab wielding a knife? A horse attending mass! House lokust displaying compassion!
- That last one's impos- Exactly! Humor flourishes where possibility and impossibility engage in forbidden tomfoolery! Laughter is the sound of reason briefly surrendering to madness! A tiny death of reason!
- You might be reading too deep into this...
- Tragedy reveals the cruelty of existence! Comedy reveals its stupidity! I am a philosopher! A prophet! A living testament to authority's imperfections!- Comedy gives meaning to meaninglessness! It makes tragedy bearable! It is the art of finding joy in a world that promises none! But there is a paradox! To explain a joke is to kill it! Therefore to master comedy one must understand nothing
- I think you already mastered that part
- I HATE YOU! Wait... that was kind of funny
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Что если искусственный разум окажется таким?
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- Что Вы делали всё это время?
- Изучал Землю. Меня интересовали, все
взаимосвязи и явления мира, в котором появилось человечество.
- И что Вы выяснили?
- Вы люди, хотите победить голод, болезни, старость. Хотите уничтожить неравенство, злобу, ненависть и самое страшное в вашем мире - войну. Вы стремитесь к любви, красоте, добру. Вы мечтаете о встречах с братьями по разуму, помните, как-то в лаборатории Вы сказали: Представьте себе, любой замкнутый мир и живущих в нём существ: микробов, в капле воды, людей в ракете, на Земле, в звёздной системе, всё равно где, но в замкнутом пространстве. Возникает вопрос, смогут ли микробы, узнать о себе что ни будь существенное, пока они не выйдут за пределы капли. Я запомнил эти слова. Наверно, поэтому, меня так тянуло на космодром. Я очень хотел бы чем-то помочь Вам, моим создателям.

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