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lol, taking my website offline for a few days & redirecting everything to a maintenance page via 302s broke my #keybase verification
#oopsie

which reminds me that keybase is still a thing, I guess… 🤪 ah well, easy enough to put it back 🙃

#WTF #USA? 🙅‍♀️

#Pentagon grants #DHS permission to test #HeatRay weapon for potential use at border

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/10/21/politics/heat-ray-weapon-dhs-pentagon

once again we have to tap the sign… 👇

welp, I’ve taken the small number of #wordpress sites I manage for friends offline for a couple of days in anticipation of the impending #PHPocalypse 🤪

tbh I’ve been planning to migrate them from my very shitty old webhost to my hopefully-not-shitty new web host for some time for a bunch™ of reasons but haven't had the spoons so ¯⧹(ツ)⧸¯

the longer-term plan is to replace all but one with static sites & leave one on wordpress for reasons of ease-of-use for the owner 🤷‍♀️

I always run things pretty locked down regardless of webhost / platform / dynamic or static, but with the old webhost I was stuck on an EOL version of PHP with no way to get onto a supported version without switching to a different hosting plan on a newer shared server (and more 💵💵💵) & doing complete site migrations anyway, so #php2shell is just a convenient excuse to accelerate the process

I really wasn't planning to spend today with my head inside web hosting stuff, but sometimes our priorities get set for us by external events 🙃

for anyone else with internet-facing #PHP assets… 👇

droppin' all those 14400s to 600…

#IYKYK 🙃