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kajer

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Hacker / security professional / former CCNP / Amateur wannabe car mechanic / IPv6 advocate / Fiber Seeking Backhoe Owner / Useless Emoji Hater
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Tue, 02 Jun 2026 15:02:20 -0700 I'm calling off this whole canary thing until i'm outed on social media again. -Kajer
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So i got this gem from amazon today via email.

The property where I have in-garage delivery is pretty damn remote and there is only one garage for miles in any direction. Security is not a concern here for reasons.

Two updates to your In-Garage Deliveries

We’ve changed how we direct drivers to your garage and where we tell them to leave your packages once inside. One of these updates may require a quick change to your settings.

Finding your garage

Once you add a photo of the outside of your garage in Amazon Key settings, drivers will see it as they approach your home, along with your written garage location instructions. They use these details to identify the correct garage—which is especially helpful when your garage is detached, on the side of the building, or off a shared driveway. If you’ve already added a photo of the outside of your garage, it will continue to work as is—there’s nothing to resubmit...

So my question is this: Does the real world confuse people? Why the fuck can't drivers be trusted to make deliveries?

So... I'm ignoring this... how soon until my in-garage delivery is removed for not providing pictures to the ai overlord?

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looking at customer site networks is always a nice way to keep entertained

why the fuck am i traversing 1 hop and getting ping times from 1ms to 2500ms!??!

0 packet loss,... I have heard of de-prioritized ICMP, but damn

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Taken from another group chat - not my find, but I love it.

KillSwitchAn esoteric programming language built to break LLMs and coding agents.

https://www.theregister.com/ai-and-ml/2026/10/19/write-bot-resistant-code-with-killswitch-a-programming-language-designed-to-confuse-llms/5303919

https://killswitch-lang.org/

theregisterWrite bot-resistant code with KillSwitch, a programming language designed to confuse LLMsLies, lots of adverbs, and prosaic stories don't make for very machine-readable code, it turns out
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