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Kallisti
Digital being trapped in an analog body.
Some Machine Spirits seem to like me better than they like the people running them.
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After OSEP I started working on my OSED because I like Windows exploitation so much, but given current news, maybe I should have first done OSWE.
Feels like I'm missing out.
Man has climbed mount everest
Gone to the bottom of the ocean
He's fired rockets to the moon
Split the atom
Achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor
Except crime
Don't know how to feel about the fact that most (if not all) currently existing php2shell PoCs and scanners are vibecoded.
For you, the day "4" got revealed as eMudhra's private key was the funniest day of your life.
For me, it was Tuesday.
Edit: fixed typo and alt
I hate containers so much.
Sure, OF COURSE I want 5GB of dependencies for every single software I want to use, when 90% of them overlap anyway.
Storage and RAM is basically free, right?
A mental breakdown is more fun with an audience
Corporate Memphis was slop before AI generated images were a thing
