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No, I just had something in my eye. Asshole.

Later, dad!

DADDY ISSUES, YEAH!

I am deciding... this is okay... OH GOD, THIS IS AN ORGY, ISN'T IT?

As you recall, The candidate that we backed in the last election won, But turned out to be too dumb to manipulate. But thanks to my new sick invention, The Deep State will finally have a president we can control. Ah, Look at that thing. I'm a genius!

Kidding!

Thanks, pal. And you did great at bringing bagels.

Hey partner!

All of us.

Sorry! These things are so literal sometimes. Just follow my lead today and do not tell the team.

Oh, have you seen better? (The thumbs-up of the fist turns into a middle finger with two more smaller hands flipping the bird accompanied by music and confetti with a flag reading ''LIKE A BOSS.'' The fists are also alternating bright colors)

Dad, what the fuck? Has retirement made you go completely insane?

I'm a genius! Anyway, This is our biggest job yet, So get your shit together. That means no huffing chemtrails-

Oh, don't worry, He isn't self-aware, His brain is just a slurry of Super Bowl commercials and Aaron Sorkin dialogue.

Uh-oh. This job can be a lot of pressure for nervous types. Ninety percent of recruits have a mental breakdown in their first week. Look, someone just cracked now.