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RFK Jr.'s Anti-Vax Plan Will Increase Hep-B By 83% But At Least No One Will Think Your Baby Is A Slut
And isn’t that what matters?
https://www.wonkette.com/p/rfk-jrs-anti-vax-plan-will-increase
www.wonkette.comRFK Jr.'s Anti-Vax Plan Will Increase Hep-B By 83% But At Least No One Will Think Your Baby Is A SlutAnd isn’t that what matters?
New York Times Story On ICE Lying About Ramming Citizen On Bike Raises Questions About New York Times’ Head In Relation To Its Ass
These fucking people, man.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/new-york-times-story-on-ice-lying
www.wonkette.comNew York Times Story On ICE Lying About Ramming Citizen On Bike Raises Questions About New York Times’ Head In Relation To Its AssThese fucking people, man.
This Texas Ratf*cker Pamphlet Promises To Trans Your Kids Good!
It could also endanger LGBTQ+ kids in Republican families, but that’s a feature for them, not a bug.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/this-texas-ratfcker-pamphlet-promises
www.wonkette.comThis Texas Ratf*cker Pamphlet Promises To Trans Your Kids Good!It could also endanger LGBTQ+ kids in Republican families, but that’s a feature for them, not a bug.
Crimes No Punishment. Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 22, 2026
Morning news roundup!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/crimes-no-punishment-tabs-thurs-oct
www.wonkette.comCrimes No Punishment. Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 22, 2026Morning news roundup!
Pretty Cold Welcome. Tabs, Wed., Oct. 21, 2026
Morning news roundup!
www.wonkette.comPretty Cold Welcome. Tabs, Wed., Oct. 21, 2026Morning news roundup!
Grandpa’s Tantrums At Journalists Getting More Confused, Confusing, Weak, Failing, Sad
And still bragging about acing his dementia test.
www.wonkette.comGrandpa’s Tantrums At Journalists Getting More Confused, Confusing, Weak, Failing, SadAnd still bragging about acing his dementia test.
Ramaswamy Drops Holy Sh*t Ad Featuring Amy Acton’s Estranged Pedophile-Marrying Mother
She hasn’t seen her mother since she was 12, and for very good reason.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/ramaswamy-drops-holy-sht-ad-featuring
www.wonkette.comRamaswamy Drops Holy Sh*t Ad Featuring Amy Acton’s Estranged Pedophile-Marrying MotherShe hasn’t seen her mother since she was 12, and for very good reason.
Alberta! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 20, 2026
A good thing happened. Also some not good things happened.
www.wonkette.comAlberta! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 20, 2026A good thing happened. Also some not good things happened.
If Dems Don’t Win Like James Carville Wants Them To Win, What’s The Point Of Winning At All?
There are rules, people.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/if-dems-dont-win-like-james-carville
www.wonkette.comIf Dems Don’t Win Like James Carville Wants Them To Win, What’s The Point Of Winning At All?There are rules, people.
Noted Veteran Of Trump’s Racist Conspiracy-Mongering Condemns His Harassment Of Ilhan Omar
President Obama doesn’t love that Trump is trying to deport a member of congress for hurting his feelings.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/noted-veteran-of-trumps-racist-conspiracy
www.wonkette.comNoted Veteran Of Trump’s Racist Conspiracy-Mongering Condemns His Harassment Of Ilhan OmarPresident Obama doesn’t love that Trump is trying to deport a member of congress for hurting his feelings.