so of course... a couple days ago I finally decided to build out a site on the questionably hosted domain I've owned for a couple years, and not knowing or really wanting to learn fuckall about Wordpress, ok fine, I'll bite the bullet and figure the shit out.

So I build a couple of pages and test some stuff, and come back to Masto and b-BAM, red alert, PHP is broken everywhere and I swear I didn't do it.

My hosting co assures me everything will be fine. Sure.