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I wish my doctor would give me a dementia test it seems to bring people a lot of happiness

we've been doomed to simultaneously repeat so many histories because we've simultaneously forgotten so many histories

so grateful for the guy who neckpopped that Nazi Charlie Kirk.

today donated to Bob Brooks, Chris Thomas, Janelle Stelson, Paige Cognetti, Josh Turek and Amy Acton. let's fucking go.

Scottish cows look like they're trying to transition to human, starting with fabulous hair

Elon musk should get deported under a Democratic administration. i included the photo for purely petty reasons.

to check her immigration status

is my resting heart rate going to come back back down after the election or is this my life now

every ceo parent knows, sometimes you just have to be firm with your toddler president

it's insane that ken paxton and vivek ramaswamy have even one person voting for them, leave alone half the state. this is how diseased this country is.

we're fucked regardless of what happens November. you performative leftist motherfuckers fucked us two years ago. we're not going to recover from that. I'm gonna be in the streets dying next month and you can continue to type on your keyboards. be well.

I have lied so much to my psychiatrist today I should be president of America

is trump tv still a thing or is it trump university now

i would pay money to never see vivek ramaswamy's shit-eating grinning face ever again. and therefore i will.

i'm sure people who cant afford gas and groceries will vote for a politician being paid millions by a trillionaire

all you need to know about the midterms is, trump has a well paid armed militia willing to murder on his behalf who has been told it will be pardoned for all its trangressions.

just want to love, live and make sure everyone else is doing this as well but your gods keep interfering.

need to start thinking about the lies I'm gonna have to tell my psychiatrist tomorrow

eat
drink
dance
nut
love each other
die