I think the thing I hate most about my truck is that it never seems to FIT anywhere.
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writer • silversmith • jewelry artist • boat captain • commercial helicopter & drone pilot • traveler • maker • weather nerd • independent thinker Don't blame me; I didn't vote for him. I TRY to maintain a No Politics Zone. I have a low tolerance for bullshit. I want to follow interesting people who share stories and images from their own lives. Original quality content rocks. Make some. .
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I have come to realize that conveyor belt sushi is one step BELOW supermarket-made sushi. #WhyAmIHere? #AtLeastTgeSakeIsGood.
Go home, Apple Card. You're drunk. Rio Grande is not a Mexican restaurant.
Charter guest #1: don't forget to coil the power cord up nice and neat and attach that excellent carrying strap to it.
Charter guest #2: Fuck no! Why should I waste two minutes of my time? We're getting off the boat anyway.
Person trying to protect the boat from a rough dock edge that the captain is steering into on the starboard side: "Quick! Get me the aft port side fender!"
Moronic charter guest who thought this was an appropriate way to secure a fender: "Uh... quick?"
