AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid
October 20, 2026, 10:14 am MST
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The OnionAOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For RaidNEW YORK—Frantically fluffing pillows and folding blankets in preparation for unannounced visitors, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was spotted tidying up her apartment this week in case federal agents stopped by for a raid. “You never know when you’re going to have sudden company come breaking down your door, and I don’t want anyone to think I […]