I am starting to think, Javascript was the original sin, the fall from grace. The gods of computing saw this and decided to give us LLMs for punishment.
They're calling it "give them enough rope to hang themselves".
Now I am pretty sure, when the apocalypse comes, our prayers for help will be answered with condescending laughter and random quotes from the ECMAscript standard.
And somebody in the background will say "I told you, it would not take them more than a couple of years. Now I get a tenner from you, you and you and fifty from you."