Me: Using ancient phone so I can replace broken Pixel touchscreen display.
Brain: Cry me a river, Homo sapiens did not use phones. Earth does not resolve arou...
Me: Shut up! I dare you say the next word or else...
Brain: Or else what? I'm not switch to be turned off lol
Fine! The Universe does not care about you. You are not that special boo hoo.
Me: 😑