🏆 New Achievement! Twenty-Seven Thousand Servers, Zero Accounted For!
Conducting inventory audit of Onamae Desktop Cloud. Servers present: none, they belong to the hackers now. Customer data: status unknown, marked "at risk," filed under Probable Loss. Malicious programs: installed by a third-party intruder across server environments, quantity unspecified, condition cursed. This is, frankly, the worst stockroom we have ever audited. Twenty-seven thousand line items, all compromised. (1/2)
