🏆 New Achievement! Exceeds Expectations in All Areas Except Not Getting Ransomwared!
Annual review summary for critical infrastructure sector: uptime targets, met. Regulatory filings, submitted on time. Absolute bare minimum of ransomware resilience required to avoid a joint CISA, FBI, German, and UK advisory naming your industry as a SafePay buffet, not met. (1/3)
Over 600 critical infrastructure organizations have been tagged by the SafePay ransomware group, prompting a rare multinational advisory from four governments simultaneously. That is a lot of signatures on your performance improvement plan.
The committee recommends reviewing your incident response posture before this becomes a recurring performance gap. This has been noted in your permanent file. (2/3)
