remember that summer when we had shellshock, rowhammer, and all their friends show up? and the entire cloud industry had to take a 30% perf haircut in order to do mitigations?
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the phpocalypse isn't really hitting me all that hard tbh.
I suppose it's in part because I've accepted, long ago, that Everything Is Always Broken; part of it's that I've long since moved away from php blog sites and when I bother publishing anything it's a static page; part of it's that I'm just fucking tired; and part of it's that .....
idk how to put this even slightly diplomatically
the number of times I've been told over the years that adding new shit takes priority over making sure existing shit works correctly, exacerbated by the past couple years of llm fuckery endorsing that tendency, means that I actively want the software industry to die.