A Scary Austin JUST VOTED BLUE! says:
I am not a perfect person, but at least my eighth grade teacher does not have to take to the streets to denounce me.
[about Ramaswamy]

The nuns at my grade school, oh dear!
The one who said "MAD is not one of the magazines we should be reading"
[pretty tame, in 1967]

The one who formally rejected my report on Martin Luther:
"There was considerable corruption in the Church at that time..."