don't tell him he's adopted
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Only way is up
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Whew, it's only ghosts
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Which Operating System Should I Choose?
Meanwhile in Canada, spooky season gets into gear ... while the pumpkins look on in horror.
Tooth and nail and cookies
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Want to feel how power left Christ when that woman touched his cloak? Let a random person stick their hand in your pocket and pull out your hard-earned money. You will feel virtue leave you real fast.
La hiena de la IA: riéndose del machine learning
¿Cuál es el animal más parecido a un desarrollador de modelos para inteligencia artificial?
La hiena, siempre riéndose de los errores del aprendizaje automático.
Unpopular opinion: most modern sweet "flavors" are inventions of rich and bored hipsters. Back in the 80-90s in Italy, we didn't have stuff like "salted butter caramel" or "sea salt and Turkish chili chocolate", they just... didn't exist. The most exotic stuff was chocolate-coated peanuts. So, when I hear about your "oregano-infused matcha latte" or "avocado-watermelon-spinach smoothie", this sounds to me like "caramelized bacon octopus" or "salty coconut agave". And the thing that terrifies me the most is that right now you are thinking "hey, all this sounds delicious!"
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El diseñador no inversionista: diseñando su riqueza
¿Por qué el diseñador nunca invierte en la bolsa de valores?
Porque prefiere diseñar su propio camino hacia la riqueza.
unbreakable double hold
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Truth in advertising for the cigar shop (Copenhagen, 2026)
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Available now for pre-order! Launches November 3rd. (So at least one good thing will happen that day for sure.)
mark a. raynerBeta Max » mark a. raynerA Profound Frolic in an Unreasonable Multiverse When one random thought turns the sun into a colossal honeydew melon, Dr. Maximilian Tundra is about to…
Just a reminder to my Halloween-deranged neighbors, you're never going to top this dude.
your friendly trash collection worker
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They exobrain tells me the collective noun for a group of colonels is a "rank" or "staff," but I feel we need a new one for a group of dancing Colonel Sanders.
A fingerlick?
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