Effete liberal Northeast urban atheist homosexual academic. He/him BUT SINGULAR THEY IS FINE. LGBwiththeT or GTFO. Profile pic is me donating platelets!
I love to explain things, and sometimes people follow me after an explain-thread and then get a torrent of pastry and gay shit. You're welcome I guess?
RE: https://betagravity.com/@theONION/117474471630788107
A simultaneous chuckle and a heavy sigh.
AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid October 20, 2026, 10:14 am MST https://theonion.com/aoc-tidies-up-in-case-federal-agents-stop-by-for-raid/
BetaGravity.comtheONION (@[email protected])AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid October 20, 2026, 10:14 am MST https://theonion.com/aoc-tidies-up-in-case-federal-agents-stop-by-for-raid/I looked at a vial of fly food under the microscope, saw that it was all chewed up and visibly crawling with maggots, and heard myself think, "Oh, beautiful." In exactly those words. (I'm an "internal monologue" person.) I may have been doing this too long.