Mowing the lawn today, and have my music going through the Worktunes as usual.

Then I realize some of these tracks are telling the same story, which goes something like:

>girl wants break from boy.
>boy pleads and begs girl to stay.
>boy questions girl's decision-making ability: "I hope you know which way to go", that sort of thing.
>Me: Ugh. No damned wonder women didn't want anything to do with me.

Once I see it, I can't un-see it. :o(