Those keys are now presumably hard at work running large-scale model distillation attacks — someone's building a knockoff AI empire on your tab. The company called it out themselves on X, which, respect.
Might I also upsell you our Hindsight Firewall? Worthless, but the box looks great.
Rotate your API keys immediately and audit your AI service accounts for any surprise charges you definitely did not authorize. (2/3)
