I once worked with a guy who would greet minor setbacks by yelling out “CACHE MISS!” and anyway that one stuck with me.
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“The alternative situation, when the cache is checked and found not to contain any entry with the desired tag, is known as a cache miss. This requires a more expensive access of data from the backing store. Once the requested data is retrieved, it is typically copied into the cache, ready for the next access.”