How I know I could never be one of the three Fates... one spinning the yarn, one measuring the yarn, one cutting the yarn:
1. Whenever I wrap a Christmas present, my ability to pull tape out, measure it, pull it off the roll and get it on the right spot on the package is awkward chaos theory at best. I can hear my first grade teacher chiding me now.
2. I still have to doubleknot my shoelaces if I expect my shoes to just stay tied. Let's just buy some slip-ons, okay?
3. Have you ever bought birthday balloons for someone and then tried to walk them to the person? If I take two whole steps with a set of balloons, I will have all of them so tangled up in a Gordion knot no one can ever get them undone again. Ever. Literally this is my unsuperpower.
Clothes, Lachesis and Atropos would be so unimpressed.