Oh dear, it seems that Junior Eurovision has managed to fall over after just one song.
The bloke host had to fill for a very long two minutes, and they've cut to an Emergency Filler Video About Malta.
Just to say, this wouldn't have happened if they'd gone to San Marino Village Hall.
Six songs in, and it looks like one of the LED panels on the video floor has broken and is just a blank space.
Elsewhere, a very earwormy song from the MKRTV singer, the winner of The Traitor San Marino.
Powerhouses France Télévisions sent a piano boogie like Elton, and former winners TVP a dance routine to a haunting choon.
More as it happens, if it happens.
