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Every time somebody blanks on what they did yesterday in standup I hear the voice of Sean Connery say, "I wrote it down so I wouldn't have to remember!"

Somewhere out there an tech bro prompts his AI girlfriend every morning for a summary of what he did the day before, pretending he's Tony Fucking Stark when really he's ... honestly I can't think of a fictional character pathetic enough to be an apt comparison.