Scary things to see in security alerts in the year of our cat, 2026
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"So long" doesn't have to mean goodbye, it can also be a cat compliment!
RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/117474416745018148
So “Do Your Ears Hang Low" is basically the KidzBop version of “Do Your Balls Hang Low"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Your_Ears_Hang_Low%3F#History
@the_etrain Although I just looked up the origin of the song “Do your ears hang low” and it suggests that it’s a sanitised version of exactly this.
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@[email protected] Although I just looked up the origin of the song “Do your ears hang low” and it suggests that it’s a sanitised version of exactly this.
eMudhra: "I need a password for my CA certificate"
The security savvy snow leopard:
Favorite default password
An everything bagel with cat hair in it is still an everything bagel
You don’t have to be meow every moment. Some days, meowing the day is already an achievement. Your meow is real, but it does not define your entire mrrrp. Please mreow to someone you trust and allow yourself to receive meow.
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