RE: https://phpc.social/@mwop/117481179701851341

Modern PHP looks nothing like Perl, has strong typing, the best package manager of any language (seriously), and much, much more.

Hah. By that criterion, modern Perl looks nothing like Perl either.

Also, what good is the best package manager if your language doesn't have modules? And if you accidentally leave an empty line or a space at the beginning of any PHP source file anywhere, your whole application breaks?